BBC Three Moves Upmarket At Last!

The You Tube link is for an upcoming BBC 3 show called Bizarre ER. The episode in question revels in the Reithian title, I Dropped A Gearbox On My Testicles. And, while we're on the subject, is our license fee really going on a You Tube team? Really? Amazing.

From: BBC
Sent: 07 February 2008 18:54
To: YouTube Team
Subject: Bizarre ER - 2 clips now live on YouTube/bbc


Hi All,

Here's the link to the Bizarre ER playlist containing the clips so far:

http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists?p=FDCAB8E5339D3CCB

I'll be out of the office on Fri so any probs please contact *** on 07*** 2*****.

Many thanks,
**

**
YouTube Team
BBC Vision Studios
Room 4372, White City, 201 Wood Lane, London W12

You Like My Dress? It's A Freudian Slip...

This is absolute genius. You will never get a clearer view into the mind of an over-worked, underpaid, hapless, loathe-the-client-but-need-the-money PR wonk than from this tiny, but hugely illuminating turn of phrase.

From: ***
Sent: 04 February 2008 10:35
Subject: Holly Willoughby's frock shock

Holly Willoughby talks about her dress to ITV.com/dancingonice (please credit)

Hostess with the moistest, Holly says she’s been blown away by the BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Thanks to A Reader for this. If you have a PR howler you'd like to share, send away...

Hello, I'm A Lazy, Feckless, Jaded, Played-Out Pop Star

I, literally, can't be bothered to think for myself anymore and am so terrified of my new album dying on its arse that I want to pass the responsibility to someone else. Like you.

MISSY ELLIOTT INVITES FANS TO NAME NEW ALBUM

CONTEST UP NOW ON MISSY-ELLIOTT.COM

ELLIOTT PREMIERES HISTORY-MAKING 1ST EVER 3D MUSIC VIDEO

Five-time Grammy Awarding Hip Hop superstar, Missy Elliott is giving fans the opportunity to BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I think it's particularly wonderful to see that the winner "will receive credit on Missy‚s new album and a $500 (£1000) „Respect Me‰ adidas gift card" ie, the winner can spend their winnings on more Missy Elliott stuff. Thanks!

The Chuck It All At The Wall Approach

I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT FAT HOUSEWIVES

Inch Loss Island comes to your Home

As seen on GMTV in front of 8 million viewers. Drop 2/3 dress sizes and 10lbs of fat. Change the way you feel about exercise. Change your body, change your life!

Mark Anthony introduces his 28 day ŒChange your Body Plan‚.

Here‚s what £2800 gets you:

A chauffeur driven BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

But, Wet Wet Wet Are Rubbish!

This has just arrived in my inbox. Why would I care about this? I have never, ever, expressed any interest in WWW and I can't see that changing in the near future, so why bother me with it? And anyway, in this day and age the charts are so ragged and tired that to be number 4 in the midweeks is about as impressive as remembering to go to the toilet when you need a wee.

Hi ****

I am delighted to let you know that the new Wet Wet Wet single ‘Weightless’, taken from the album ‘Timeless’, has a midweek chart position today at NUMBER 4. This gives them their highest position since BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Kind regards

***

I Would Rather Die

Andy Scott-Lee's having a party. Craig David and Jordan will be there. Do I want to go? Do I want to go... Let me think. I guess you could say I want to go as much as I want to stick razorblades under my fingernails. Actually, not that much. By the bye, anyone who says, "Have lurvely weekends!!!" needs a punch in the throat.

From: "James @ Hudson PR"
Subject: Launch Party Invitation - Andy Scott-Lee
Hiya all!

Please find attached the invitation to Andy Scott-Lee’s launch party to celebrate his new Valentine’s single, Unforgettable. Its on 5th Feb at Embassy London. Guests include Michelle Heaton, Jordan, Lisa Scott-Lee, Samanda, Craig David, Nicky Graham, Danielle Lloyd etc etc. Sure it be lots of fun!

Please RSVP me names and Ill add to the guestlist. Would also be great for if you have any party pages too!

Have lurvely weekends!!!

James

Oh When Will This Carnival Of Crapness End?

This has just arrived. It's about a museum of movies called - oh Jesus - The Movieum. Just roll that name around in your mouth for a while and see if you get to enjoy it. Actually, save yourself the grief. You won't because it's literally the worst name ever in the history of names... I'll see you outside with the bricks, rags and the gasoline later, OK?

For Movie Lovers - Welcome to the Movieum

Finally - a museum that celebrates the UK film industry. The Movieum is a movie museum that goes behind-the-scenes of the British film industry showcasing the great UK talent that has produced some of the world's most famous movies. From the history of Pinewood and Elstree Studios, through to the BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH