Wednesday 19 November 2008

Calling All Grumpy, Self-Obsessed, Woe-Is-Me, Mummy-Doesn't-Understand-Me Teenagers!

Here's a new record you might like! It's "hard hitting dark post-hardcore", "passion-fuelled rock infused with monstrously accessible hooks". That's right. It's utterly standard emo snore-pop. Quick question for James at Division Promotions: have you ever used the word "sophomore" in real life? No? Do you see where I'm going with this?



2 comments:

Dave the Flack said...

Why has he not gone the whole hog of Americanisation (-ization??) and called the album an LP? That's what the hip kids are doing? Aren't they?

Oh. Wait. News just in. They're not.

Lost In Showbiz said...

Hey there Dave. I guess he was a little tied-up rehanging those drapes. I head his mom made him stay home and do it. They cost one hundred fifty bucks! That's a lot of cheese, period.