Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Calling All Grumpy, Self-Obsessed, Woe-Is-Me, Mummy-Doesn't-Understand-Me Teenagers!

Here's a new record you might like! It's "hard hitting dark post-hardcore", "passion-fuelled rock infused with monstrously accessible hooks". That's right. It's utterly standard emo snore-pop. Quick question for James at Division Promotions: have you ever used the word "sophomore" in real life? No? Do you see where I'm going with this?


Dave the Flack said...

Why has he not gone the whole hog of Americanisation (-ization??) and called the album an LP? That's what the hip kids are doing? Aren't they?

Oh. Wait. News just in. They're not.

Lost In Showbiz said...

Hey there Dave. I guess he was a little tied-up rehanging those drapes. I head his mom made him stay home and do it. They cost one hundred fifty bucks! That's a lot of cheese, period.