Taking Libertines

This is a stone-cold classic. I'm saying no more, just read on (unless you're middle class and/or from London). Thanks to the LiS reporter who has just sent this in...

I honestly don't really know where to start. The grammar? The way capital letters are just chucked IN? The un-verifiable, self-aggrandising claims: "Number 1 Talent Music Booking Agency in the North East/UK" O RLY? Says who?

Perhaps my favourite bit is the gloriously childish "RULES FOR BANDS / RULES FOR PUBS" - then again, maybe it's all of it? How can any serious person put their name to this sort of crapola? Thinking about it, it's this pidgin press release that takes the prize for unimagainable awfulness. Who wrote it? Why didn't someone stop them?

This eager curiosity music form WHAT? the Midlands are one of the best bands i have heard from the local music scene in Newcastle EH?, and are one of the best bands i have on my books who are in the over 18 category WHAT?, they are truly talented with great melody,s EH? and clever lyrical abilities, and catchy indie tunes, what sets this band apart from every one else out there is there WHAT? amazing vocal abilities, great professional sounding singers..

they look the part for the indie scene, with a good image and have amazing charisma with a magnetic stage presence, which many bands lack.. this band have it all, and will go all the way, we have interest from London labels already WHAT?... this band wont ever give up until they get a record deal EH?... and within time they will get one, if they stay committed.. i liken them to bands like cold play WHO?, kean WHO? and the like...

there middle class roots are what will get this band noticed in London AMAZING!....there EH? songs are well thought out with correct musical timing (PAUSE) WHAT?, they never rush through a song like some bands, their timing and beat is spot on, there vocals are outstanding EH?, very operatic WHAT?, and technical abilities are truly superb, there EH? guitar and riffs and experience in instruments are highly professional , and there WHAT? piano expertise make this band an upper crust band for the professional music scene WHAT?

they are by no way an average amature EH? band just doing gigs in the local scene, and are allot WHAT? more in line for a record deal and higher status within the music industry.. they have the real talent, which is what,s EH? needed for a label to sign them up. I have never believed more in a band than i do with these lads...

LEAVE THE SPEED ALONE PAL, IT'S MAKING YOU CRAZY.