Willow Weep For Me

Call me an old stick-in-the-mud, but as far as I'm concerned I would need to be actually in the van on my way to the nut-house with my hands tied together and one of those face masks Hannibal Lecter wore before I would even consider buying something called "beauty water". Unless someone could show me some evidence that, you know, water wasn't actually good enough anymore and we all needed to spend more money on WATER+ or some garbage like that. Anyway, hahaha!, no one could be that stupid or venal could they! Oh, hang on a minute, yes they could :( This just in from an LiS reporter on the ground:

Er...what? Non-existent celebrity endorsements claim that Willow is "set to be" the biggest name this year, but where's the evidence to support it? Oh! There isn't any! And this is all to promote some bottles of water. How cack-handed and desperate is it possible to be? This is truly appalling work.

From: Helen Pickerill [mailto:helen@brazenpr.com]
Sent: 12 January 2009 10:04
To: Helen
Subject: ‘WILLOW’ SET TO BE BIGGEST BABY NAME OF 2009

BEAUTY WATER PREDICTS PARENTS TO FOLLOW TAKE THAT’S MARK OWEN [she means "Owen's] LEAD TO MAKE WILLOW BABY NAME OF 2009

From Apple to Suri, and Princess Tiamii to Bluebell Madonna, celebrity baby names are renowned for being too crazy and thus uninspiring for non-famous parents-to-be GREAT START.

However, this is set to change in 2009 as, following the recent birth of Take That member Mark Owen’s beautifully-named baby girl, Willow Rose, Willow beauty water predicts ‘Willow’ to be 2009’s most popular baby name OH RLY?

Following huge US movie star Will Smith, whose daughter is also called Willow, Mark Owen’s unique HOW IS IT UNIQUE WHEN THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CALLED WILLOW? yet sane choice of name for his daughter has sparked a huge interest from women set to give birth in 2009 SAYS WHO? and, to celebrate the expected surge of baby Willow’s in 2009, Willow beauty water is promising to send anyone who names their daughter Willow a free hamper of the 100% natural beauty water.

Clwyd Price - Jones, Managing Director of Willow Water comments: “BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH natural BLAH BLAH.”

For more information telephone OH WHO CARES?

-ENDS-