I Feel Almost Sorry For Him. Almost. UPDATE

This just in from a "long-time reader, rare contributor".

Just a quick postscript to your story. As one one of the posters has already hinted, the supposedly random punter quoted in the release, "Jayne Ward from Staffordshire" bears a curious resemblance to the name of the PR company Ward Lovett, who have produced this dull bollocks.

And funnily enough it has a PR account director called Jayne Ward from Cannock, Staffordshire

But that still doesn’t stop them from quoting Jayne Ward from Cannock as if she were a random member of the public. Only sometimes they do so through the super-subtle method of dropping the “y” from her name to disguise it. Oooh. That’ll fox 'em!

"For Jane Ward and her family, from Cannock in Staffordshire, it was the first time they had been to the dogs. She said: “The stadium was really busy and it was a great atmosphere. We were laughing all the way through the human race and we will definitely be back to watch the dogs again soon.” Presumably because she was paid to be there.

What a bunch of lazy tw@ts.

Keep up the good work.

Yours, a hack who writes educational stuff.