Now There's An Interesting Offer...

Here's my chance to buy an interview with Janet Jackson! Great, perhaps she'll talk honestly and openly about her family and it's incredible rise and fall, the Faustian pact they all made with a relentlessly cruel industry and how none of them have really come out unharmed! Oh, no, hang on, it's about dieting :(

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JANET JACKSON
SUBJECT: Discipline; Yo Yo dieting
AUTHOR: Rachel Clark
FORMAT: Q&A
WORDS: 4692
SYNOPSIS: Sitting in her New York hotel, Trump International opposite
Central Park, Janet is wearing tight jeans, black Gucci boots which
reach over her knees, a burgundy motorcyle jacket and her hair is
stick straight.  She looks glamorous and BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH