Are You Gavin A Laugh?

That isn't funny. But then, neither is this. In fact, everything about this is wrong. The fact that Gavin Rossdale is "back" is neither here nor there. But, if I were his manager I'd want to know why the person who is writing the press release is unable to show even a smidgen of actual interest. I think Gavin Rossdale's a twat too - everyone does - but if it was my job to pretend he wasn't then, surely I should at least try to muster up some genuine enthusiasm rather than weigh down the whole project with the meh-coloured overcoat of death. Or as a reader has it:

STOP THE BLOODY PRESSES! OMG!!11!!

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From: "Boyers, Andrew"
Date: 9 May 2008 11:41:18 BDT
To: "Boyers, Andrew"
Subject: THAT GAVIN ROSSDALE OUT OF BUSH IS BACK!

Hello gang,

I have a big heads up for you all…remember Bush? They were pretty big in the 90s and did some half decent stuff along the way…well, Gavin Rossdale, the lead singer, has finally made the plunge and has decided to go it alone. That’s right – he’s going to be coming at you with a brand spanking debut album, called 'DELETED’, which is released on DELETED. Before the excitement of that engulfs you all, however, the debut single, ‘DELETED’ is release a week earlier on DELETED.

Of course, as well as having a bit of rock pedigree, he’s also the hubby of good old DELETED, the lucky fellow that he is.

I’ve put a link to a teaser video to the album release that’s up on YouTube for you all – check it out – it’s all edgy and mysterious…

BLOODY YOU TUBE LINKS DELETED

Of course, any news titbits and links would be gratefully appreciated – if you’re lucky Gav might come round himself and give you a big hug to say thanks.

Cheers,

Andrew