No, No and Hell No

I get one of these emails every single weekday morning, but even The Interview People have never managed to get three complete strikes like they have in this knuckle-scraping effort. Does anyone want to know what Alanis Morissette thinks about sex (and I'm including her therapist in that list)? Having said that, there are "selected articles from the Sueddeutsche Zeitung", so it's not all bad.