Are you into Officer Kicks? Yeah, me too. Although *flicks greasy, idiot fringe* I'm more into Cage The Elephant, obviously! When we started this blog it was to highlight the rampant foolishness of so many badly thought out music "biz" press releases. Then other people started sending wonderful examples of awfulness from other industries. So many that we almost forgot how truly uplifting terrible, witless, pointless music PR can be. So many, many thanks to Mark and everyone at 10 X Better for this fantastic addition to the canon. Oh, and there's a D in "Guildford" and the bit about "alternative plans" that have "excited business" doesn't make any sense.