Things We Think But Never Say Out Loud

Press release first this time. There's nothing particularly wrong with it, it's not David Cox's fault that he has to be part of this rubbish. But the "reply" from the journalist who sent it to me has made me laugh out loud every time I've read it...

From:david.cox@outside-org.co.uk
Sent: 10 June 2008 15:40
Subject: Kid Rock Photo Opportunity tomorrow 5pm....

Ish.....

Kid Rock is playing tomorrow night at Shepherd's Bush to support his excellent new single All Summer Long (taken from Rock 'n' Roll Jesus).

At 5pm tomorrow afternoon, we will have a promotional vehicle setting off around London playing the single to the summery people on the streets. Accompanying a large poster for the single will be a couple of ladies dancing along to the tune.... On poles! Anyway, we have arranged a nice photocall at EROS, PICCADILLY CIRCUS at 5pm. Should get some interesting views!

The lorry will then work its way around the streets to end up at the venue in time for the gig. Please let me know if you would like to send someone along.

I'll be at the start of the journey and am on 0*******7 if you need to get hold of me.

All the best,
David.
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David Cox || Press Office
The Outside Organisation Ltd

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From:******@*******.co.uk
T: lostinshowbiz@gmail.com
Sent: 10 June 2008 15:40
Subject: Kid Rock Photo Opportunity tomorrow 5pm....

Great - or why not kill yourself and I’ll come and take a photo of that?