Yawn To Be Wild

In this day and age the very concept of an "embargo" is ludicrous. But when it's applied to a horseshit radio "poll" so lame you'd think it had broken both ankles well, the head spins with the hilarity of it all. But that's not why we're here. We're here because this is terrible PR. So,

1. Shouldn't that be "ROCK'S" not "ROCKS"?
2. How many people voted?
3. Who counted?
4. Were they allowed to choose whatever song they wanted?
5. Is it "Sweet child o'mine" or "Sweet child o’ mine", because you can't have both.
6. Is it "Whole lotta Love" or "Whole lotta love", because you can't have both.
7. When you say "Derek and the Dominoes", do you mean "Derek and the Dominos"?
8. When you mention Cream's "Sunshine for your love", do you mean Cream's "Sunshine Of Your Love"?

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From: Julia Horne [julia.horne@pure.com]
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:33:24 +0100
Subject: NAME DELTED - Rocks Greatest Riffs

EMBARGOED UNTIL 00:01HRS MONDAY 25th AUGUST 2008

‘SMOKE ON THE WATER’ BY DEEP PURPLE TOPS CHART AS ROCKS GREATEST RIFF

Top Ten To Be Played By NAME DELETED On Bank Holiday Monday

Award-winning DAB station NAME DELETED and DELETED, makers of the in-car DAB Radio "DELETED" have conducted a poll to establish the top ten greatest rock riffs of all time. OH BRILLIANT IDEA - THANKS! NAME DELETED listeners voted ‘Smoke on the Water’ to the number one spot with more than a third of the votes. Led Zeppelin’s ‘Whole Lotta Love’ took second place and Guns ‘n’ Roses ‘Sweet child o’ mine’ came in at number three

Top 10
1 Deep Purple Smoke on the Water

2 Led Zeppelin Whole lotta Love

3 Guns 'n' Roses Sweet child o'mine

4 AC/DC Whole lotta Rosie

5 Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Chile

6 Derek and the Dominoes Layla

7 Free Alright now

8 Cream Sunshine for your love

9 Black Sabbath Paranoid

10 Deep Purple Burn