Monday, 11 February 2008

The Brit Awards: The Tragedy Begins...

In professionally-sanctioned, peer-reviewed, double-blind tests, Sharon Osbourne has been proved to be the least likeable, most fatuous and unwatchable person on UK television. And Ozzy is a ruined, shaking clown. The perfect choice then for a BRIT show that promises to make the Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox debacle from 1989 appear like audiovisual manna from the very cleavage of heaven itself. By the way, if the person who wrote this - and you know who you are - promises to make moral amends then the phrase "Rock's first couple" will be forgotten and forgiven...

From: ***
Date: 11 February 2008 10:11:40 GMT
Subject: Sharon & Ozzy quotes - The Brits

Please see below for some quotes from Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne ahead of The BRIT Awards next week.

Legendary rock’n’roll couple Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne preside over the The BRITs 2008 when the UK’s biggest and most prestigious music awards returns live to ITV1 on February 20th.

Sharon Osbourne said of hosting the biggest and most anticipated music party of the year: “The thing I'm most looking forward to is working with Ozzy again. We’re not nervous. What is there to be nervous about - this is music! We are not hosting the Nobel Peace awards - we just want to make this awards show great fun.”

Rock’s first couple remain tight lipped about who they would like to see take home a BRIT saying, “everyone who is nominated deserves to win” while naming their all time favourite BRITs moment as the time Jarvis Cocker stormed the BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

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