Rihanna Must Be SO excited!

First the global supersmash! Then the Grammys! Then the Brits! Now this! Playing with, um, Cable and someone other grotesque mouth-breather at a vomit-flecked tragedy-dungeon situated just off the A1160 in Essex...

From: "Talk Nightclub"
Date: 22 Feb 2008
Subject: WORLDWIDE SUPERSTAR RIHANNA COMES TO SOUTHEND ON SEA

Happy days!