That Noise? It's The Rock Business Grinding To A Complete Halt

This is terrible news. An entire promo tour wiped-out - it's like Vietnam or something. 30 years from now people will recall where they were when they first heard about Lenny Kravitz cancelling his European Promo Tour. It's a sad day. On the upside, despite being hospitalized for a variety of wow-factor illnesses, Kravitz was compos mentis enough to make a novel-length announcement to his "fans"...

LENNY KRAVITZ POSTPONES EUROPEAN PROMO TRIP DUE TO ILLNESS

Lenny Kravitz has announced that due to an ongoing illness he will be postponing his upcoming European promo tour, which was arranged in support of his new album release. The promo trip was scheduled to commence this coming week and run through the end of March.

Kravitz has been suffering with a series of severe respiratory track infections in tandem with the flu since mid- January, which has turned into bronchitis. Due to extreme dehydration and fatigue doctors were unable to control it with outpatient treatment and advised the singer to check into the hospital. He was taken this morning to the emergency room at Mount Sinai Hospital in Miami for immediate treatment.

"I would like to apologize to my fans in Europe," said Kravitz. "I am extremely disappointed that I am not able to come to Europe to see everyone and also perform. Unfortunately I need to take this time to rest and get healthy and so I was forced to make this BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH...