Oh When Will This Carnival Of Crapness End?

This has just arrived. It's about a museum of movies called - oh Jesus - The Movieum. Just roll that name around in your mouth for a while and see if you get to enjoy it. Actually, save yourself the grief. You won't because it's literally the worst name ever in the history of names... I'll see you outside with the bricks, rags and the gasoline later, OK?

For Movie Lovers - Welcome to the Movieum

Finally - a museum that celebrates the UK film industry. The Movieum is a movie museum that goes behind-the-scenes of the British film industry showcasing the great UK talent that has produced some of the world's most famous movies. From the history of Pinewood and Elstree Studios, through to the BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH