I thought of his phrase when I read this. Only I changed it slightly to read "The idea of one Clare Teal gig for me is fascinating. But it is also an impossibility, because one is too many and a thousand is even more too many..."
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From: Republic Media
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:20:09 -0000
Subject: Clare Teal to Perform 1000th Gig
Clare Teal to Perform 1000th Gig
On March 4th Clare Teal will be performing at the BLAHBLAHBLAH, a gig that will see Clare reaching a personal milestone of 1000 gigs.
Now an acclaimed BLAHBLAHBLAH. "My suggested name was Anorak but I was out-voted!" BLAHBLAHBLAH
Winner of numerous awards including BLAHBLAHBLAH that Britain has produced. February has seen the release of Clare’s new, and eighth, album BLAHBLAHBLAH. "You feel she’s never going to make a mistake”. Currently on tour promoting BLAHBLAHBLAH. "We'll certainly be raising a glass at BLAHBLAHBLAH!"