Monday, 31 March 2008

Charlotte Church, Catherine Zeta Jones, her out of Catatonia, the other one...

I love this one. "This is your final reminder"! Really? Oh God, I'm so sorry, I thought I'd already paid it and I'm sure the cheque's in the post, but if it isn't I'll come to the office and... Eh? It's not a Final Reminder as in a threatening bill? Oh. What's it for then? A band called what? Birds Of Wales? You're sending me a final reminder about Birds Of bloody Wales? And they're playing the Water Rats and they're signed to the same label as Thomas Dolby? Ha! Hahahaha! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha (laughs so hard lungs pop out of nose).

------ Forwarded Message
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:46:12 +0000
Subject: Birds of Wales - MONDAY over from CANADA 10pm

This is your final reminder. Birds Of Wales play Water Rats, Kings Cross Monday on stage 10pm. They have sold out the rest of their tour nationally after a BLAHBLAHBLAH.

Single BLAH, follows their debut EP both out on Invisible Hands Music, home to The Jam, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Ex-stranglers (capital E, small S, nice touch) frontman Hugh Cornwell, Thomas Dolby and BLAHBLAHBKAHG to name but a few.

Lead singer BLAHBLAH was voted 3rd hottest man in Canada (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) by Much Music (the Canadian equivalent of MTV). He also played semi-professional football (soccer to them) before becoming a full-time singer/songwriter and is also the great, great, grandnephew of Florence Nightingale (OH JESUS LET THE HUMILIATION END) as well as being related to Björn Ulvaeus of ABBA fame too. So as you can see he's used to the spotlight. (YES, HOW AMAZING)

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