Hello, I'm A Lazy, Feckless, Jaded, Played-Out Pop Star

I, literally, can't be bothered to think for myself anymore and am so terrified of my new album dying on its arse that I want to pass the responsibility to someone else. Like you.

MISSY ELLIOTT INVITES FANS TO NAME NEW ALBUM

CONTEST UP NOW ON MISSY-ELLIOTT.COM

ELLIOTT PREMIERES HISTORY-MAKING 1ST EVER 3D MUSIC VIDEO

Five-time Grammy Awarding Hip Hop superstar, Missy Elliott is giving fans the opportunity to BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I think it's particularly wonderful to see that the winner "will receive credit on Missy‚s new album and a $500 (£1000) „Respect Me‰ adidas gift card" ie, the winner can spend their winnings on more Missy Elliott stuff. Thanks!