Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Bags Of Shit: Now Just £4.95

How much must you hate children to come up with something as foul and unpleasant as this? Or, as a reader has it...

They are desperate and they are sick...

-----Original Message-----
From: mailto:releasewire@dwpub.com
Sent: 22 April 2008 14:13
Subject: BUMBLEBAGS LAUNCHES WITH POO FILLED CHILDREN'S PARTY BAGS

BUMBLEBAGS BREAKS NEW GROUND AS IT LAUNCHES RANGE OF PARTY BAGS THE LIKE OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE: think dino poo and fairy dust!!

bumblebags today launches a groundbreaking range of filled party bags the like of which has never been seen before. Out of the window go the disposable plastic 'tat'- and even the rather in vogue wooden yo-yos. At bumblebags you get dinosaur poo and fairy dust!

Launching with a range of classically-themed filled party bags- dinosaur, pirate, knight, fairy princess, mermaid, ballerina etc - the company has used every opportunity to ensure their bags are fun, pink and fluffy, as blue as blue can be, but also, wherever possible, educational.

This has meant sourcing and creating products never before seen in children's party bags Dinosaur bags, for example, can include genuine 70 million years old fossilised dinosaur egg shell.... or even dinosaur poo (yep dino poo!). These products have been sourced by bumblebags and then packaged to appeal to children - rather than boring, the accompanying information cards are fascinating. In fact they almost guarantee that the child will want to learn more on the subject.

Do they come cheap? They are in fact extroadinary value for money with prices starting from £4.95 - a small price to pay for the fantastic products and of course the fact that all the hard work is done for you.

Sarah Tranter, bumblebags

2 comments:

Dan said...

Damn you Sarah Tranter, you foul beast. I think I need to be excused while I go to the bathroom...

maxine3 said...

I think it is a really cool idea. My little boy would love it - and it is educational to boot. Much better than the normal 'crap' you get in party bags. 'Interesting crap' so to speak!