If you have any lingering doubts as to why the music business has screwed itself into the ground, then click on the following and take a few minutes to read this classic of from beginning to end. Then we can talk about the following:
1. Exactly how much "rock and roll excess" can there be on a tour where almost everyone's in recovery and the whole thing's sponsored by JVC Mobile Audio.
2. Which one of us is least interested in buying a single featuring not only Mötley Crüe, but Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Sixx: AM and Trapt.
3. Being haunted - in a bad, Yorkshire Ripper sort of way - by the phrase, "a trail of panties coast to coast..."