Smith, verb (used with object), to forge on an anvil; form by heating and pounding: 'to smith armor'.
Ron Sexsmith, literally makes sex on an anvil. Definitely lots of heating and pounding involved.
I think I'm a little bit in love.
Right, moving onto this press release. Let's just quote what some of these "endorsers" had to say about Ron.
Oh. Wait. They've said NOTHING quotable? Perhaps Elton's quote was so littered with blue profanity that it couldn't be printed in a press release? Was Paul McCartney actually so stoned he could remember even being at the gig?
Bono. Chris Martin. Cunts. Don't care what they think. If anything it's an anti-endorsement that they like him. Yeah.
My inbox groans with the accumulated weight of witless, say-nothing, achingly-silly PR guff. Now I want to share it with the world...
All howlers welcome - please send to:
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Smith, verb (used with object), to forge on an anvil; form by heating and pounding: 'to smith armor'.
Ron Sexsmith, literally makes sex on an anvil. Definitely lots of heating and pounding involved.
I think I'm a little bit in love.
Right, moving onto this press release. Let's just quote what some of these "endorsers" had to say about Ron.
Oh. Wait. They've said NOTHING quotable? Perhaps Elton's quote was so littered with blue profanity that it couldn't be printed in a press release? Was Paul McCartney actually so stoned he could remember even being at the gig?
Bono. Chris Martin. Cunts. Don't care what they think. If anything it's an anti-endorsement that they like him. Yeah.
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