"A Life In Fashion"!

On a scale of one to ten, how little do you want to read a feature on someone called Mark Heyes boldly entitled, A Life In Fashion? This from an LiS reader who points out:

This is grim. However, the "Feature Angles" in themselves are the stuff of poetry.

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From: [jess@brandnation.co.uk]
Date: 8 September 2008 15:56:39 BDT
Subject: Mark Heyes Available for Interview/feature Opportunities

TV STYLIST MARK HEYES GIVES WOMEN CURVES WITH CONFIDENCE WITH NEW LINGERIE BODYTONERS BY ARISTOC…

Mark Heyes has been a successful TV stylist on LK Today and GMTV for the last five years. Now Mark is lending his skills and experience to Aristoc as an ambassador for its all-new range of Bodytoners Lingerie, the pinnacle of sexy shaping and smoothing underwear. An influential fashion stylist and leading industry figure, Mark is on hand to answer all of your questions on styling and also provide ‘insider’ tips on how to accentuate your assets.

Information on Aristoc Bodytoners
AW08 sees Aristoc take its phenomenally successful Bodytoners range one step further with the introduction of Bodytoners Lingerie. This collection uses the latest technology and hi-tech fabrics to deliver slinky, sexy undergarments that smooth away bumps and lumps to give you a shapely feel together with a glamorous look, providing instant shaping results and curves with confidence!

FEATURE ANGLES
•Mark Heyes on Curves - How to define, achieve, embrace and flaunt
• Mark Heyes - Helping women achieve curves with confidence
• Mark Heyes - Working with women
• Mark Heyes – How best to flaunt your figure
• Mark Heyes – Tips on how to look great for the festive season
• Mark Heyes - A life in fashion
• Mark Heyes - The changing shape of the female figure