Is This The Most Boring Press Release Of All Time?

This is actually breathtaking in its tediousness. I salute everyone involved just for being able to get out of bed in the morning knowing they're going to have to write this sort of thing and not just throwing themselves under a bus. Or, as an LiS reader perched near the top of a great glass building near the river Thames has it:

To be honest I just feel sorry for the person who wrote this. They literally have one of the worst jobs in the world...